According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 14-year-old
girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the
bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would
press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day
the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that
something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with
the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were
causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the
mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she
asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers, and then, there are educators!
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Men always have better friends....They will stand by you, no matter
what....!!!
Friends of women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband,
the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's
apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl)
friends and none of them confirm that.
Friends of men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife
the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment
over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them
confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5
are claiming that he is still with them.
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These Are Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and Verified
By The World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine
Messages:
10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll
leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're
finished.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving
messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and
their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and
don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your
name and home phone number and they will get back to you.
8. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name,
your number, and your reason for calling.... and I'll think about
returning your call.
7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his
refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message
to myself with one of these magnets.
6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent
the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my
bank, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you
owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS of
money.
5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why
we're not here. So, leave a message.
4. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave
a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner.
3. Hi. Now YOU say something.
2. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone
right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya
likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...
real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our
teeth, we'll call you back.
